shit kristen says

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trust:

me

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foxmouth:

Steve Carell by Martin Schoeller

I love this photographer.

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Just for Paul!!

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well that’s pretty fucking cool looking.

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whaaaaattt is this???

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bllonde:

omfg

I usually try to refrain from puppy reposts.. but this one.. it’s just so fucking cute.

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Granny.

So the whole reason I’m in Memphis, is because my 84 year old great granny is in town from Maryland. She is probably one of the craziest, most hilarious women I know. And I have to tell this story:

We’re at Ghengis for dinner, and while we’re waiting on our drinks we see these bowl shaped glasses sitting on the bar. Well, we were all wondering what drink is in there, so my Aunt Phyllis asked on of the waiters and he said “Oh that’s for the Dragon Bowl.” Well, Granny heard Dragon Ball, and yelled out in her Northern accent, “YOU PUT DRAGON BALLS IN THAT THING?!” 

Might not be funny to you guys, but it was absolutely hilarious to me. And I felt I should share. 

just another reason why America is lazy.

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